Armond is done with band this year! No more of him running across campus lugging his four pound trumpet (he is a little weak). So when we drove home today, he was quite sad that this was the end of his musical career this year. My grandpa tried to cheer him up with an inappropriate joke: unacceptable...
grandpa: do you know what the difference is between a golfer and a skydiver?
armond: is skydiving a sport?
grandpa: in golfing, the ball goes splat, then you say "s**t", and in skydiving, you say "s**t", and you go splat...
shivani: noooooooooooooooo
Armond and his imature giggling refrased the clean version of the joke for the rest of the car ride and Shivani was unamused. This is quite inacceptable, but he is my grandpa! lol